Jake vs Dan — There's dominant, and then there's whatever Jake is doing this season. A 47-point win doesn't tell the whole story. Dan left 40+ points on the bench, started a bye-week receiver, and still somehow started Hurts when Hurts had clearly checked out of the season mentally. Jake barely even needed Patrick Mahomes to go nuclear. He didn't. He just quietly went 38 points. That's the really annoying thing about Jake — he wins boring.

Sophie vs Tom — Tom had a chance. Tom blew it. Sophie is 8-3 and not even celebrating anymore. She just wins and moves on. Tom, meanwhile, refreshed his waiver wire at 2am and is convinced Curtis Samuel is about to "break out." Tom. He's on the Browns. Let it go.

Priya vs Anita — Anita's Jefferson bench decision will be talked about for years. The man hung 31 points while sitting on her pine. Priya wins. Anita issues a statement. The statement is that she "trusts the process." The process benched Justin Jefferson.

Ella vs Marcus — Ella is 2-9. Two and nine. She has lost five in a row. Her team is technically alive for a miraculous playoff run but realistically alive for the toilet bowl. At some point this stops being bad luck and starts being a personality trait. Ella's response when asked: "I still have fun playing." Ella has a great attitude and zero wins coming.

Liam vs Chloe — Liam snapped a 4-game losing streak with a gutsy 122-point performance. Chloe, who had been flying, finally lost one. The pendulum swings. Liam woke up. The waiver wire has been put on notice.